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Yvette by Jed R. Cruz
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"Answer the following questions to the best of your knowledge. In 3 days you will be extremely lucky! notified about your extreme gullibility concerning bullshit email polls!"

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Name: Yvette Li
Age: 20-something
Occupation: I sing and play guitar in a band
Hobbies: Writing songs, playing basketball, sleeping
Can seriously live without: Nuts in brownies
Would love to see in hot pink swimming trunks: JAMES!
Craziest thing ever done: Got drunk and went to sleep in the middle of the highway in high school
You see yourself in 10 years as: Either a living failure or a dead legend
Name: Craig Stephenson
Age: 23
Occupation: Musician (Vocals, bass guitar)
Hobbies: Reading, drawing and sketching, watching art films
Can seriously live without: Black-wannabe white rappers
Would love to see in hot pink swimming trunks: James
Craziest thing ever done: That's private!
You see yourself in 10 years as: A married man with a steady job
Name: James Dumarr
Age: 24
Occupation: Famous session drummer, amateur magician
Hobbies: Bodybuilding, mountain climbing, bungee-jumping
Can seriously live without: People who lie about themselves on the 'net
Would love to see in hot pink swimming trunks: No comment
Craziest thing ever done: Mooned a nun
You see yourself in 10 years as: The ultimate sex-symbol of the world
Name: Debbie Li
Age: One year more than my sister's 20-something
Occupation: Freelance writer
Hobbies: Reading, writing, sitting, staring
Can seriously live without: This stupid poll
Would love to see in hot pink swimming trunks: I wouldn't want to look in them in the first place.
Craziest thing ever done: Answered this stupid poll
You see yourself in 10 years as: Dead because I killed myself after answering this stupid poll.
Name: Nadine Schoen
Age: 23
Occupation: Magazine photo layout editor/Photographer
Hobbies: Taking pictures, playing with handcuffs, making card houses
Can seriously live without: All my ex-boyfriends
Would love to see in hot pink swimming trunks: Me
Craziest thing ever done: Not sure if it's legal
You see yourself in 10 years as: The next Suze Randall
Name: Nadia Schoen
Age: 17
Occupation: High school student and housekeeper of the Schoen household
Hobbies: Cooking, Origami
Can seriously live without: Big sisters who don't clean up after themselves when they come home
Would love to see in hot pink swimming trunks: That fat guy in Craig's band
Craziest thing ever done: I once tried to rent out my sister's room to a bunch of door-to-door religious preachers
You see yourself in 10 years as: In better social standing than my sister
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